Friday, February 12, 2016

16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Swimming Pool






16 high school teenage girls in ranging in the age of 13 and 17 years old host got pregnant after a pool party turned out badly, Tallahassee herald proclaimed just this morning.

16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Swimming Pool

A common weekend pool party swung to catastrophe when one of the young fellows (Tommy Coulter) attending the said party, ejaculated in the pool without giving notice to the house visitors, inadvertently winding up impregnating half of the young girls present at the party.

"I'm happy I didn't have my bathing suit that day," Daliah Jennings stated, present during the party. "It was a surprise event for my fifteenth birthday, how about we simply say that a child in my womb is the sort of present I'm happy I didn't get" she exclaimed, obviously thankful of not getting pregnant.

"Nothing like a free-for-all sexual activity in the party

Tommy Coulter stated that there was no sexual activity at the gathering at all and that he just ejaculated in the pool accidentally.

"A few individuals around the local area say we had some sort of wild sexual group activity blow out going on and that is the main reason by which I got each one of those young girls pregnant, however I'm pleased to say that I am still a virgin and that if ever anybody doesn't believe me, I'm prepared to undergo medicinal examination to show it if that’s what is needed," says the 15 year old. "I've turned into some kind of a homegrown superstar. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and compliment me, however I didn't do anything!" he includes, obviously sincere.


"Intensely" powerful sperm

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Center, who was the first to connect the different births to a solitary cause, believed that Tommy Coulter has an uncommon medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen inquisitively powerful.

"Clinical tests have demonstrated that individuals who experience the ill effects of spermafortis have sperm counts near a thousand times more powerful and rich in spermatozoids than the normal man," he clarifies. "This sort of semen is genuinely like of those warm blooded animals, for example, dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it unfathomably impervious to water. This condition could clarify what happened for this situation yet clinical trials and further tests would be expected to demonstrate this hypothesis," he told neighborhood reporters.

The greater part of the 16 young ladies are planned to experience an abortion, however two of the impregnated young ladies' families have apparently conceded that they have chosen to convey the conception to term being passionate Christians.



1 comment:

  1. That's nonsense. See http://www.rojakpot.com/16-girls-pregnant-after-boy-ejaculates-into-swimming-pool/

    And here are the scientific reasons why it's not possible - http://www.rojakpot.com/why-you-cant-get-pregnant-from-sperm-in-swimming-pools/

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